Our new hero, Trent Reznor has devised yet another ingenious scheme to screw the parasitic leaches and put the fans back in control. This time Trent has set his sights on scumbag scalpers and money hungry ticket hoarders.

"Premium tickets for all Nine Inch Nails headline dates will be made available to registered nin.com members in advance of public on sales. Pre sale tickets are personalize with the buyers legal name printed on the face of the ticket and ID will be required for pickup and entry into the venue on night of show. Ticket supplies for pre sales are limited and available on a first come, first serve basis. Our goal is to put the best tickets in the hands of the fans and not in the hands of ticket scalpers and/or brokers."

See this pathetic bastard to the right. You can tell by the goatee and the bland, sack-like shirt that he's some boring suburbanite with a bad accent who drives a Dodge truck, watches porn when his equally hideous wife isn't home and uses racial epithets only when around other white middle-class suburbanites. This bastard has one more problem now. He can't sell my NIN ticket since he doesn't have an ID bearing the name Josephus Aurelius Wettner III, Esq Ph.D. Looks like its back to suburbia to watch some porn before the wife gets home.