The Red Hot Chili Peppers have "disbanded." Rolling Stone likes to fear monger and say that the band has actually split up. This kind of language makes you think the band hates each other and they will never get together again. But hidden deep within the article lies this gem spoken by Anthony Kiedis.
 
"Cooler heads prevailed and the discussion at the end of our last tour was 'Let's not do anything Red Hot Chili Peppers' releated for a minimum of one year, and just live and breathe and eat and learn new things.'"
 
So what kind of new things is Anthony getting into? He explains:
 
"I'm just home, hanging out with this really cool little kid, learning how to surf."
 
No, he is not a pedophile. The really cool kid is actually his son, Everly Bear. Yes, that is correct his son is named Everly Bear. There have been kids named worse things.