Guitar hero, pioneer and reknown sexual deviant Chuck Berry hits the road again in his 81st summer. Did I stutter? You heard, EIGHTY ONE YEARS OLD. And you thought Keith Richards was an old man. You don't have to rush out to see Chuck, he's got at least another solid twenty years of playing left in him. I predict that he will eulogize Keith Richards.
01/16/08 BlueBerry Hill's Duck Room (Saint Louis, MO)
02/01/08 Argosy Casino (Alton, IL)
02/02/08 Private Event (St. Louis, MO)
02/13/08 BlueBerry Hill's Duck Room (Saint Louis, MO)
03/12/08 BlueBerry Hill's Duck Room (Saint Louis, MO)
04/13/08 Berklee Performance Center (Boston, MA)
04/16/08 BlueBerry Hill's Duck Room (Saint Louis, MO)
04/19/08 Fox Theatre Bob Costas Benefit Gala (Saint Louis, MO)
05/09/08 Argosy Casino (Alton, IL) 05/14/08 BlueBerry Hill's Duck Room (Saint Louis, MO)
06/06/08 B.B Kings Blues Club (New York City, NY)
06/07/08 Capital One Bank Theatre (Westbury, NY)
07/04/08 Private Event
08/09/08 Baltimore Festival (Baltimore, Maryland)

$10 goes to the first person to tell me which one is the Virgin Festival, because I'm too lazy to figure it out.

INTERNATIONAL VENUES
03/15/2008 Lowensaal (Nuremberg, Germany)
03/16/2008 Olympia (Paris, France)
03/17/2008 Heineken Music Hall (AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND)
03/18/2008 Event Center (Honemems, Austria)
03/19/2008 Gasometer (Vienna, Austria)
03/20/2008 B1 Maximum (Moscow, Russia)
03/22/2008 Helsinki Fair center concert hall (Helsinki, Finland)
03/23/2008 (London, England) : 100 Club!
03/24/2008 Grill Venue (Letterkenny, Ireland)
03/25/2008 Theatre De Beaulieu (Lausanne, Switzerland)
03/26/2008 Auditorio de Castellon (Castellon, Spain)
03/27/2008 Pabellon Municipal de los deportes (Santas Cruz de Tenerife , Spain)
03/28/2008 Auditorio de Telde(Telde de Gran Canaria, Spain)
03/29/2008 Municipal theatre (Almeria, Spain)
07/16/2008 * TBA (Albi, France)
07/17/2008 * TBA (Sete France)
07/18/2008 * Bestival (Lulworth Castle, Dorset England)

And remember, if you do see Chuck, don't take a crap at one of his restaurants.

You can't listen to Chuck Berry without The Killer, Jerry Lee Lewis.

5/4/08 Memphis, TN - Beale Street Music Festival
5/17/08 Thackerville, OK
10/11/08 Mansfield, OH

You may actually want to go to one of these shows. All those decades of booze and incest have taken their toll on The Killer.

Speaking of Killer, there's nothing like seeing Alice Cooper hanged and decapitated in the hot August air. Alice also plans on releasing an album this summer. Call your radio stations and request any one of the 35 Alice Cooper songs that will never be played on the radio because program directors are pussies.

July 6 Kavarna, Bulgaria Kaliakra Rock Festival @ Kaliakra Stadium
July 10 Bad Arolsen, Germany Festival
July 11 Knivesdal, Norway Norway Rock Festival
July 16 Soenderborg, Denmark Moelleparken
July 18 Omskoldsvik, Sweden Sweedbank Arena
July 19 Bollnas, Sweden Festival
July 23 Southampton, England Guildhall
July 24 London, England British Motor Show Music Festival @ Excel Centre, Docklands
July 31 Redmond, Oregon Deschutes County Fair