Janet Jackson would be crushed if her boyfriend Jermaine Dupri turns out to be gay.
 
" I'd be upset because I want to be with him! It's so funny because I joke with him, 'It drives me crazy to be a girl sometimes, so in my next life I'm going to come back as a guy, and you're going to be my bitch!"
 
I wonder if she would be upset to know her brother Michael is a pedophile or is this common fact like chicks with hairy nipples are often over 200lbs.
 
Anyway, the title of the original article was this: Janet Jackson: I'd Be Upset If Jermaine Comes Out Of The Closet.
 
That is such a tease as I thought it was about Jermaine Jackson. But then I remembered he can't be gay as he has a wife and at least two boys, Jaffar (born in 1996 and probably named after the villian from Aladdin), and Jermajesty (born in 2000). Jermajesty is the greatest name ever. Jermajesty Wettner. That is ten times cooler than Thomas Hayden Church or Punky Brewster. No wait, Punky Brewster was cool because Soleil Moon Frye was hot as hell.



Btw Merlyn was my fake Wizard name when I was in High School. And she put PS- Your penis was great! On the side.