Keith Richards is in High Demand
The body of Keith Richards is in high demand...by doctors. Doctors want the body of Keith Richards when he dies so that they can use it to learn about how he has stayed alive for all these years, survived drug overdoses and addictions, and cured himself of Hepatitis C.
Richards says: "Doctors all over the world want my body when it finally goes. Apparently, I have an incredible immune system. I had Hepatitis C and cured it myself. Just by being me."
Drugs. That is the secret. When you spend almost 15 years addicted to heroin and cocaine it has to have strengthen your body somehow. BnR actually received a phone call from Keith's Hepatitis C. Here is a transcript.
BnR: How long did you inhabit Keith Richards body?
Hep C: About 15 years. I invaded his body after a night of needle injections among friends.
BnR: What made you leave?
Hep C: That mother fucker had too many corrosive chemicals in his system. I need a living host to survive, so I buzzed out of there man thinking he was about to die. He never did die, but the inside of that man has been dead since 1978.
BnR: Thanks for your time Hepatitis C.






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