Since I'm slick as hell and well connected, I was able to obtain these behind the scenes photos of "Panicky Grandmothers" from this weekend's shopping mall madness featuring The Dirty Pearls. A special thanks goes to Enis Burdett for providing these photos from the shopping mall security archives. Mr. Burdett also had plenty of photos of those wet thirteen year old girls, but they were not requested. Oh well...


This old battle axe flipped out by the Foot Locker and immediately went to the parking lot to retrieve a firearm. Mall security intervened before she could re-enter the mall and shoot up FYE. It took at least three taser shots and a cattle prod to bring this one down. I wasn't worried, the overstocked Juno display had enough DVDs to block the bullets.


These two lovebirds were caught on the bathroom security camera immediately following the show. Apparently loud rock and roll music doesn't only get thirteen year old girls hot...
 

 
Principal Togar!? What the fuck?