Ahh, there's nothing like an election year to really stink the place up. Since you can't febreze the rhetoric, at least try to mock it. He said, she said, they said, we said...turn off the news and put the porn back on. Anyway, Bruce Springsteen has removed the red hat from his right ass pocket and thrown it into the political ring again. This time the hat in in Obama's corner. Since this site is far too sophisticated to sully our intellect with mainstream political debate (yes, its so dumb that even us morons are too smart), we will merely keep you abreast of such monumental political developments.

Check out this picture, The Boss wants you. Has he become the Bono of New Jersey, or has Bono become the Bruce Springsteen of everywhere but New Jersey?

The Boss's endorsement doesn't really come as a surprise since he's not the biggest fan of the current administration. Another musician has taken a slightly more radical stance this week. The Motor City Madman, Terrible Ted Nugent announced that he will be literally and figuratively sticking by his guns with his endorsement of the corpse of Charleton Heston for president. The Nuge stated that Heston's cadaver was more qualified since you still can't pry the gun from his cold, dead hand.

























This isn't an old photo, that's actually Heston's corpse propped up at an NRA function.

I'd personally endorse Hank III if he was in the race just to see this spectacle walk off Air Force One.