Twenty years ago Lou Pearlman orchestrated the biggest bunch of fresh faced, naive boys to take over the world....in song. The New Kids on the Block (NKOTB) molded a generation into giant pussies who readily eat up corporately produced bands.

The boys were so large we are still feeling the effects of them. The U.S. mortage crisis, yup caused by NKOTB. The reason we saw Brittney Spears meat curtains and snail trail coming out of that limo, again NKOTB. The reason we have to put up with Justin Timberlake and his romancing of walking sticks with cum in their hair, NKOTB. The real reason we invaded Iraq, New freaking Kids on the Block.

Well they are back to ruin another generation of naive, impressionable youth. Stay away kids, these guys are 40 years old and ready to ravage the college girls loins.

They are touring and when I get tour dates I will be sure to not post them so none of you are tempted to relive your youth.