Free Dr. Pepper if Chinese Democracy is Released
Who doesn't love free soda? Well if you are an American and Axl Rose releases Chinese Democracy this year, you will get a FREE Dr. Pepper.
And to further add to the hilariousness of this gesture, Slash and Buckethead are not eligible for free soda.
All Axl has to do is release Chinese Democracy some time in 2008. If he does and you are an American, you get a free soda. Here was the press release from Dr. Pepper.
"It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love, So we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for perfection — for something more than the average album. We know once it's released, people will refer to it as "Dr Pepper for the ears" because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds — an instant classic."
I freaking hate Dr. Pepper. It tastes like cooked tree roots and crab grass. So Dr. Pepper for my ears would be like stabbing tampon cardboard applicators into my ear drums repeatedly. But then again, this is a calculated marketing move by Dr. Pepper. They know Axl is no closer to releasing this album, than I am closer to finally having a 4" penis.
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And to further add to the hilariousness of this gesture, Slash and Buckethead are not eligible for free soda.
All Axl has to do is release Chinese Democracy some time in 2008. If he does and you are an American, you get a free soda. Here was the press release from Dr. Pepper.
"It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love, So we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for perfection — for something more than the average album. We know once it's released, people will refer to it as "Dr Pepper for the ears" because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds — an instant classic."
I freaking hate Dr. Pepper. It tastes like cooked tree roots and crab grass. So Dr. Pepper for my ears would be like stabbing tampon cardboard applicators into my ear drums repeatedly. But then again, this is a calculated marketing move by Dr. Pepper. They know Axl is no closer to releasing this album, than I am closer to finally having a 4" penis.
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