Johnny Law has gotten the best of Richie Sambora. He does have a drinking problem and I'd bet that ol' Richie was too impaired to drive a vehicle. I'd also bet money that our "friends" in blue walked all over Mr. Sambora's rights, because to put it bluntly, cops are douche bags. Maybe the arresting officers are not personally assholes, but something has to be said for a man who volunteers to spit on the rights of decent citizens for a lowly paycheck. Only a gutless fool would volunteer to be the arm of the faceless, merciless and utterly foolish bureaucracy that keeps the proverbial boot on our proverbial (and literal) necks.

These are the types who lack originality and are too insecure to hack it in the real world. They need some crutch to lean on, an authority to blindly follow and the de riguer boy's haircut. Will these "pigs" stand up for the weak? Not usually. Sure, the police do some good and catch some shit-heel criminals, but lets be honest, cops aren't smart enough to distinguish between a law-abiding citizen and a criminal because only a moron would want to be a cop.

So, I say this to Sambora's arresting officer. "Richie probably fucked your mom." Think about it, its a distinct possibility.

This youtube clip goes out to those whiny cops who bitch and moan when things don't go their way. You pigs make the rules so you always win. It must be a real pain in the ass when you get corn-holed despite your advantage.