Chad Kroeger Sucks His Own Penis
Sometimes music imitates life. I have been saying for years Nickelback sucks. Chad Kroeger has helped choke the life out of rock for years. Well now, there is proof that Chad Kroeger literally sucks.
In the latest issue of Playboy magazine, Chad reveals he was able to suck his own penis for a case of beer.
"I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."
I am not going to get into a philosophical discussion about whether sucking your own member classifies as masturbation or oral sex. Instead, I am going to go about my daily life knowing Chad knows what penis tastes like.
Ultimately, the joke is on us though. We buy up the same recycled song from Nickelback every release. He gets richer, we get poorer, the music industry dies, and I still can't suck myself.
BnR obtained this exclusive photograph of Chad sucking himself when he was 18 years old. This time he did it for a record contract.
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In the latest issue of Playboy magazine, Chad reveals he was able to suck his own penis for a case of beer.
"I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."
I am not going to get into a philosophical discussion about whether sucking your own member classifies as masturbation or oral sex. Instead, I am going to go about my daily life knowing Chad knows what penis tastes like.
Ultimately, the joke is on us though. We buy up the same recycled song from Nickelback every release. He gets richer, we get poorer, the music industry dies, and I still can't suck myself.
BnR obtained this exclusive photograph of Chad sucking himself when he was 18 years old. This time he did it for a record contract.
Source
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Why try to Photoshop Chad Kroeger? He deserves nothing but the worst.