The man behind the boy bands New Kids on the Block, O-Town, LFO, N*Sync, and Backstreet Boys is going to jail. This is not fresh news. Louis Pearlman plead guilty to a rash of charges like money laundering and racketeering. So presumably to pay for lawyer fees, the bankrupt record mogul is selling his crap online. And his collection is freaking weird.

Up for grabs are Canadian and German Gold and Silver Records for his various bands, MTV Video Awards, and RIAA Certified Awards. But the strangest stuff isn't the music "memorabilia." Mr. Pearlman is also selling his pilot's license, Business school diploma, Honorary Brewmaster award, international stock in various blimp companies, and laser discs. Yes, Lou Pearlman has the world's largest collection of laser discs.

I think it would be hilarious to have a piece of Lou Pearlman's estate hanging on your wall. You can smugly gaze on it remembering the times the guy had his share of women, boys, cash, and blow. Now he is making prison wine in the silver toilet in his cell for smokes and for Tiny not to rape his ass.

Here is my favorite though. It is a picture of Lou with the Backstreet Boys, but it looks like a painting of zombies. What isn't painted is the blond in front (is it Nick or Brian?) turning around to accept Mr. Pearlman's peener in their mouth. Hell of a way to get to the top. Now Mr. Pearlman is accepting Tiny's peener in his mouth. I hope it tastes like bacon, Lou.



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