No, really...Ted Nugent has lent his name, likeness and signature camo finish to a line of Snap-On Tool drawers. The attractive unit on the right is the marquee piece retailing at a whopping $6700. That's right, you rugged out door types can now purchase these Spirit of the Wild toolboxes directly from Snap On. Instead of buying those mud tires and ammo, save some bread, because you're going to need a minimum $1300 to get a piece of this action.

I'll have to hand it to the Nuge. Not only has he beaten Gene Simmons to the punch, but he has also provided this fantastically ironic situation. I'm sure Terrible Ted will put his complementary workstation to use when he's not busy hunting, terrorizing leftists with his lightning-fast blues licks or running his mouth. I'm not sure what he'll put in this thing. It doesn't look like it holds guns, bow hunting equipment or giant hollow-body guitars. Oh, well, that's Ted's problem.

Blogs N' Roses recently spoke with Cletus Witrock, head of marketing and development for Snap On Tools. If the Nugent line sells, Snap On plans to roll out the Carson Daly Corn Silo. Why a massive silo for Daly? Witrock explains that Snap On sizes their product relative to the celebrity's tool status. In this case, Carson Daly is just that big of a douche bag.