Some articles don't even need text.  The title is self explanatory.  I could just post a picture of Kid Rock eating an ice cream cone and the title would be justified.  Just for the hell of it, I'll give you all an update on the "crime of the century".  Because I'm feeling lazy tonight, you're getting the unabridged version.

Kid Rock has pleaded not guilty to a charge of battery stemming from a fight last October at a Waffle House near Atlanta, according to the Associated Press. Rock, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, was not present in the courthouse when his attorney, Darryl Cohen, entered the plea at DeKalb County State Court. Rock and five members of his entourage were arrested on October 21st after a male customer at the restaurant recognized a woman traveling with Rock's group and exchanged words with her and Rock, leading to a scuffle. The man was charged with one felony count of second degree criminal damage to property after breaking the Waffle House window, while Rock was charged with simple battery, a misdemeanor.

Told you I didn't have to try.  This guy makes Britney Spears look like a fucking Rockefeller.  At least Britney shows us her ratty cooze from time to time.  What has Kid Rock given us lately?  Another reason to hate country music?  Here is a video clip that mocks Kid's current predicament.  Unfortunately, this guy on video has a worse personality than Rex Wettner's favorite dildo.