According to Andre Van Pier, Michael Jackson's stylist, Jackson is planning a comeback. I believe Andre has one of the toughest jobs in the world. To make the freak now known as Michael Jackson look stylish. So let's hear what Andre has to say.

Andre says the image Jackson will be going for is a "1920 gangster chic" look. I wasn't alive in the 1920, but I am pretty sure the gangster look of Gotti and Capone wasn't hip or chic.

Michael's new look will consist of a fedora, waist-coat, and pocket watch. Hmm does this look sound like something Michael Jackson has done before? Perhaps for his Smooth Criminal outfit? Here is Jackson performing Smooth Criminal in Munich in 1997. Such theatrics and a damn good performer. DAMN YOU JOE JACKSON!



Ok, so maybe Andre's job isn't that hard. He just recycles looks from when Michael was the King of Pop, not the King of Anal Pops.