Heather Mills has filed for divorce from Sir Paul McCartney. If you don't know this, where have you been for the past 2 years?
 
Anyway, the divorce is pretty nasty as she is seeking almost 100 million dollars. Why a freaking Beatles worth billions doesn't get a prenup, is beyond me.
 
But a former lover of Heather Mills has come forward with some pretty wild claims. Tim Steel dated Heather while she was being wooed by Paul in 1999. He described Heather as "insatiable" in bed and that she "laughed" about being pursued by a Beatle.
 
"Heather was insatiable, she demanded sex six times a night. I'd come home to find her waiting naked in bed. She had a hoard of vibrators for when she was home alone. Her favourite was a huge back massager that she plugged into the mains."
 
"She would laugh and say, 'I'm being pursued by a Beatle!' She even showed me text messages from Paul. she was up for it anywhere. Once she pleasured me under my desk while I was at work."
 
Oh, if only that was it for love lust vixen. Steel, who is a film editor, had more to the story. Most know that Heather lost her leg in a motorcycle accident in 1993, but what you don't know is she loved it massaged.
 
"Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone - her stump. I used to massage one particular area and it gave her an orgasm."
 
I still don't like her. I find her to be an icy bitch. But her nymphomania is kind of hot. And no man out there can dispute how much fun it would be to massage a stumpy leg and make a girl orgasm.