According to this website I forget it's name, the Grammy awards was one of the least watched Grammy telecast in history. In one full year the show lost almost three million viewers. Don't worry I have some ways to help the Grammy's pull in the prized demographic of 18-49.

1. Terminators - If you lose, you are chased by a new terminator exoskeleton specifically designed to kill only you. Imagine Kayne West losing to Jay Z and then a T-1000 pops up from the stage and proceeds to systematically chase Kayne around the Staples Center. The only way to stop the terminator is to somehow coax it into getting plastic surgery from the same surgeon who worked on Kayne's mom. Each terminator will be designed with a specific task that will render it useless.

2. Awards chosen by Mario Van Peebles and Bruce Campbell - This will provide the necessary diversity to choose interesting award winners. As we know both Mario and Bruce are the total acting package and they would be looking for the complete music package. Write, produce, sing, and market your own material. No more American Idol slop, unless Mario and Bruce said so.

3. Wrestling feuds - Imagine a musical world where the Grammy's are basically the big Pay-Per-View event of the music industry. Where the Foo Fighters have started a feud with Radiohead and they have to settle it on Grammy night. The match will be refereed by either Bruce or Mario depending on the style of feud. We can add steel cages, octagons, or hardcore rules as needed.

4. Women get naked - Carrie Underwood will perform When He Cheats in lingerie but she has to perform it while fighting Alicia Keys, who is also in her lingerie.

5. Something for the women - I can't think of anything right now, but the show will need something to pull that key woman demographic. Perhaps some on going love triangle between three performers where it is ultimately settled by Bruce Campbell in a Hell in a Cell match. I will work on this. If any women, have any ideas, email Vic Wettner.