Bret Michaels Should Just Date CC Deville
Bret Michaels is touring and the dates are here:
Feb. 02 - Orlando, FL @ Universal Studios
Feb. 14 - Saint Charles, MO @ Ameristar Casino St. Charles
Feb. 22 - Poughkeepsie, NY @ Mid-Hudson Civic Center
Feb. 23 - Westbury, NY @ North Fork Theatre At Westbury
Mar. 07 - Nashville, TN @ Wildhorse Saloon
Mar. 08 - Milwaukee, WI @ Bradley Center
Mar. 09 - Chicago, IL @ Joe's Sports Bar
Mar. 15 - Sault Sainte Marie, MI @ Kewadin Casino
Apr. 03 - Scottsdale, AZ @ Bike Week
Apr. 04 - Alpine, CA @ DreamCatcher At Viejas
Apr. 05 - Salinas, CA @ Fox Theatre
Apr. 21 - Green Bay, WI @ Oneida Casino
Apr. 26 - Lac Du Flambeau, WI @ Lake Of The Torches Resort Casino
Feb. 14 - Saint Charles, MO @ Ameristar Casino St. Charles
Feb. 22 - Poughkeepsie, NY @ Mid-Hudson Civic Center
Feb. 23 - Westbury, NY @ North Fork Theatre At Westbury
Mar. 07 - Nashville, TN @ Wildhorse Saloon
Mar. 08 - Milwaukee, WI @ Bradley Center
Mar. 09 - Chicago, IL @ Joe's Sports Bar
Mar. 15 - Sault Sainte Marie, MI @ Kewadin Casino
Apr. 03 - Scottsdale, AZ @ Bike Week
Apr. 04 - Alpine, CA @ DreamCatcher At Viejas
Apr. 05 - Salinas, CA @ Fox Theatre
Apr. 21 - Green Bay, WI @ Oneida Casino
Apr. 26 - Lac Du Flambeau, WI @ Lake Of The Torches Resort Casino
This gives me the perfect forum to discuss the disgustingness that is "VH1's "Rock of Love 2." Here are some of the remaining candidates.
These candidates are either washed up strippers, or plastic porn stars. But one thing they all have in common is not their desire to fuck Bret, but their lack of a vagina. These "women" are more manlier than Bret himself. Here is a picture of Angelique, a French porn star, kissing Bret.
She is so dainty and feminine right? If you showed me that picture and took off Bret's bandanna, I would have guessed the man on the right was Bret.
The show's producers had good taste, it is Bret that checks for the male peener. Here are two GIRLS he eliminated.
While the one on the left kind of looks like Dee Snider, she still is more attractive than Angelique. These ladies "tour" ended on Sunday when Bret said "I just feel you are more in the background of the house." That is code for "You have a perfectly shaved vagina, and that scares me. Now if you had a bushy, virile penis, I would have kept you."
I would be foolish to assume the show wasn't just a giant snake house for Bret to stick his penis in every male pooper. But I think he took C.C. Deville for granted. I mean look at him:
He is clearly more feminine than anything remaining on Rock of Love 2. Look, don't they make a cute couple?
These candidates are either washed up strippers, or plastic porn stars. But one thing they all have in common is not their desire to fuck Bret, but their lack of a vagina. These "women" are more manlier than Bret himself. Here is a picture of Angelique, a French porn star, kissing Bret.
She is so dainty and feminine right? If you showed me that picture and took off Bret's bandanna, I would have guessed the man on the right was Bret.
The show's producers had good taste, it is Bret that checks for the male peener. Here are two GIRLS he eliminated.
While the one on the left kind of looks like Dee Snider, she still is more attractive than Angelique. These ladies "tour" ended on Sunday when Bret said "I just feel you are more in the background of the house." That is code for "You have a perfectly shaved vagina, and that scares me. Now if you had a bushy, virile penis, I would have kept you."
I would be foolish to assume the show wasn't just a giant snake house for Bret to stick his penis in every male pooper. But I think he took C.C. Deville for granted. I mean look at him:
He is clearly more feminine than anything remaining on Rock of Love 2. Look, don't they make a cute couple?
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1/26/2008 9:25 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
According to Mediaweek, the second episode of POISON frontman Bret Michaels' reality show "Rock of Love 2" had 1.72 million viewers in the 18-49 age demographic — a significant drop from the previous week, when it duped 2.95 million 18-49s.I have a few reasons why this show is starting to suck, some are outlined in this article, Bret Michaels should just date CC Deville.Now I have come up with a few different reasons why this show is starting to fail...and my opinion counts because I am in the 18-49 demographic.1. No one wants to watch an outdated rocker make ... -
1/26/2008 9:25 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
According to Mediaweek, the second episode of POISON frontman Bret Michaels' reality show "Rock of Love 2" had 1.72 million viewers in the 18-49 age demographic — a significant drop from the previous week, when it duped 2.95 million 18-49s.I have a few reasons why this show is starting to suck, some are outlined in this article, Bret Michaels should just date CC Deville.Now I have come up with a few different reasons why this show is starting to fail...and my opinion counts because I am in the 18-49 demographic.1. No one wants to watch an outdated rocker make ... -
1/26/2008 9:26 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
According to Mediaweek, the second episode of POISON frontman Bret Michaels' reality show "Rock of Love 2" had 1.72 million viewers in the 18-49 age demographic — a significant drop from the previous week, when it duped 2.95 million 18-49s.I have a few reasons why this show is starting to suck, some are outlined in this article, Bret Michaels should just date CC Deville.Now I have come up with a few different reasons why this show is starting to fail...and my opinion counts because I am in the 18-49 demographic.1. No one wants to watch an outdated rocker make ...
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