Holy contraception, Batman...the Spears white trash baby train keeps a rollin' along and Perez Hilton is the fucking engineer. It takes skill, determination and a lack of intelligence to out-trash Kevin Federline, but somehow the Spears sisters prove their mettle on every possible occasion. Here's the score for those keeping track at home.
Spears sisters:

3 Pregnancies
2 Divorces
1 Marriage to White Rapper
2 Children lost in custody battle
Incidents of Drug abuse, paparazzi attacks and over-all white trash antics too numerous to even mention
1.5 careers destroyed

Federline:
1 Ferrari with custom "Federline" brakes
2 Marriages
1 Taco Bell commercial
2 Appearances on WWE
2 Children won in custody battle
Still looking classier than Britney: Priceless

Just when you think things can't possibly deteriorate further, their white trash DNA kicks in. Now 16 year old Jaimie Lynn Spears is pregnant. First Spears claimed boyfriend Casey Aldridge was the baby-daddy, but now, highly credible sources (http://perezhilton.com/?p=11074#more-11074) hint that the father is actually a much older Nickelodeon executive. Aldridge was merely the patsy in a vast white trash conspiracy to enable the dirty old man to escape the shameful brand of statutory rape. Eat your fucking heart out, Maury.

The Spears sisters are not the disease. They are a symptom of the phenomenon known as "dumbassification." I weep for the future.

What does this have to do with music?

White trash babies are Kryptonite to Rock n' Roll's metaphorical Superman. Let the Spears saga be a cautionary tale to any person who has a half ounce of ambition in their heart. Progress doesn't come easy when your girlfriend is constantly barefoot and pregnant. Imagine the possibilities if K-Fed spent more time on his album, and wasted less time cleaning baby's asses and resolving a white trash custody battle. Ok, maybe this is a bad example considering Federline has no talent and was using Britney, but everyone has had at least one encounter with a moron who ruined his life by impregnating a dud. Either way, a constantly pregnant girl is either A.) too dumb to figure out birth control B.) white trash C.) using you, or D.) all of the above. If any of the aforementioned circumstances apply to you then A.) dump her immediately or B.) dump here immediately. The one way ticket to Mexico is a good investment in comparison to the cost of raising the child of that succubus. 

Anyway...a pregnant Yoko is the devil. Blogs N' Roses does not negotiate with pregnant white trash. Like terrorists, they will hijack your future and have you running around cleaning shit 24/7. It's a fucking monkey wrench haphazardly tossed into the gears of our future. Stupid people breed at an alarming rate. If you can't figure out birth control, do you think you can raise an intelligent, well informed child? Please, I implore you, do your part to curb the further dumbassification of the human gene pool. Wear a condom and take that pill on time.

Don't let this be our future

White trash is a derogatory term with a classist component targeted at white people with low social status, poor prospects, or low levels of education. To call someone white trash is to accuse a white person of being economically, educationally and culturally bankrupt.
-Wikipedia