R. Kelly Sucks

R Kelly MugshotR. Kelly should be facing arrest since he pissed missed his court date Wednesday.

The 40-year scumbag, is facing charges on child pornography charges for "allegedly" videotaping sex acts with young girls. He has pleaded not guilty.

The Urine Stream missed the hearing because "allegedly" his tour bus was stopped by Utah State Police, said his attorney Ed Gein Genson.

Cook County prosecutors asked Judge Vincent Gaughan to issue a warrant for Pissers arrest, saying the court has been generous in allowing Stream of Urine to embark on his tour.

"The very least he [Yellow Bastard] could do is be here for his appointed court date," said Assistant State's Attorney Shauna Boliker.

You would think so Shauna, but Mr. Jailbait Lover is above your silly laws. He is a superstar and the composer of the greatest Rap Opera, "Trapped In The Closet." That is more important than "allegedly" pissing all over a 12 year old, or impregnating a 16 year old (not Jamie Lynn Spears). The guy is a career sperm mopper. The sad thing is we have to put up with him because the public is woefully underinformed about him.

I hope that I can stop R. Kelly from touching underage girls, before he ruins another life. See my previous post on the matter.

This trial has been pending since 2002. R. Kelly has to appear in court Thursday or suffer the consequences.

 
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