I've witnessed a lot of knuckle-heads fighting over a lot of chickenshit recently. Now, lets be honest with ourselves...if you're violently angry because you think some guy called your mother a whore, she is probably a whore. You can call my mother a whore and I won't care, you know why? Because she isn't a whore. By the way, Mr. immigrant hat, I didn't call your mother a pussy. I called you a pussy and your mother a whore. If you're going to throw girl punches around, at least get the facts right.

Now to the point. If your going to throw some angry girl punches, at least throw 'em for a good cause. In these desperate days, good causes are few and far between. World peace...nah, that didn't work. Honor and chivalry...nope, no such thing. Your mother...if there's a question about your mother's honor...well, she didn't have any. There is one fight that may be worth the effort...but too little too late. That doesn't mean you can't throw a few punches around just for kicks.

Behold some of the finest brawls committed to celluloid. (I apologize for the omission of the fight in "Navy Seals" and the bar brawl in "Flight of the Intruder," unfortunately they are unavailable.)

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Don't rile Emilo



Swayze's gonna do a little dance on your face