Maria Shriver had the nerve to say of Van Halen: "Eddie Van Halen is guitarist of a heavy metal band named Van Halen, a group described as being either awesome or awful, depending on who you talk to".

Maria, what do you know?  At the time of this interview, she was being courted by Arnold Schwarzenegger, which probably consisted of watching a lot of Tom and Jerry cartoons and listening to him act genuinely surprised every time "zee little mousy gets away from zee pussy cat".

Anyway, this is an interesting look at Eddie Van Halen's marriage to Valerie "I'm from Delaware" Bertinelli.  I really hope those two kids work it out.