Evel Knievel (world's coolest human being) has settled his lawsuit with Kayne West (over-rated Jesus wannabe) and his record company. Apparently Kayne blasphemously dressed in the Knievel outfit in one of his over-produced videos. The highly annoyed Evel wasted no time filing a lawsuit against Kayne and his corporate pimps, on the grounds that Evel's insanely glorious image was being used to "promote his filth to the world."

Since Evel is a demi-god, like Jesus, he was able to forgive and forget after the two men met today. Kneivel stated that Kayne is "a wonderful guy and quite a gentleman," and wished Kanye well after the death of his mother.






Now...to the good part. Here's Evel proving once again that we're all just a bunch of pussies by showing the Caesar's Fountain who's the fucking boss.