Today in the United States of America, we celebrate the murdering and pilaging of the American Indians at the hands of the ruthless Europeans. Today we sit down at the table with family and friends and gorge on food that the Indians taught the early settlers how to make.

I can't think of a more fitting tribute to this celebration that first Thanksgiving than Atari 2600's game Custer's Revenge (a.k.a Westward Ho).

The game was released in 1982. The idea was that you were General Custer and it was your main goal to rape a Native American woman who was tied to a post at the other end of the screen. You have to dodge the arrows of her tribesmen who are trying to stop you. Points are awarded on an "As Thrust" basis. You have to physicall reach her, insert Custer's penis into her vagina, and then thrust as many times before the arrows rain down on you.

For a demonstation of the game, click the video below. But be warned it contains pornography of the 8-bit variety.