Nickelback may have a draw for ill-cultured baffoons of this country, but that doesn't translate into charity money. The band has a stranglehold on the dimwits and soggy douchebags of this country. The band charms the hard earned dollars from these working class heroes. But when it comes to doing something for someone else, these heroes' wallets tighten quicker than a vaginaplasty on Liz Taylor.

Nickelback provided a signed guitar for the Music for Relief Charity eBay auction. The Peavey Raptor Plus ESP Guitar had a high bid of $1,225.00 exactly two hours prior to the auctions close. I guess it is easier to toss $9.99 for Nickelback cd's, $1.50 on Chad Kroeger cellphone wallpaper, and $5.00 on a "Rockstar" ringtone, but when it is for charity, the money is harder to find than a guity verdict for the OJ Simpson murder trial. (Yes, I just went there)