I always hated starting things out with a quote. But this will be the only exception.

"At the tender age of 17, Soulja Boy has composed more songs about cranking things than Mozart did in his entire life. I'm not saying he's better than Mozart; I'm just saying he has more talent."

That quote was taken from the Boston College student newspaper, BCHeights. The author was trying to be satirical and funny. However, they failed. But the author did make me research Soulja Boy. Who is he? And what is his motto? I went to Wikipedia for my answers.

He has the very gangster name of "DeAndre Cortez Way." When I think of gangster rap, I always think of the great Spanish Conquistador, Hernán(do) Cortés and his ravaging of the Aztecs. There is nothing more gangster than that.

Apparently, Soulja Boy is not as well received as Hernán(do) Cortés. Critics dub him the "Nickelback of hip hop." Critics also say he "offers little diversions from stereotypic garbage rap lyrics." Jay-Z, Soulja Boy is not. But sadly, Soulja Boy has the number one single in America. and for that we are all going to hell. I blame the following ladies for the reason Soulja Boy is number one.