The best new lyricist is.....

A while ago we posted a link to an article about the worst lyricists ever.  Such an article has led me to search for up and coming musicians with actual lyrical talent.  I'm talking about double entendres, metaphors, analogies and references about Einstein.  My search has yielded a grand total of one artist.  He is one of the most popular artists on MySpace and YouTube.  This young man's name is Bo Burnham.  At just 17 he is brilliantly marketing himself and paving the way for a very promising musical-comedy career.  Here is a small sampling of his stuff.



My favorite line has to be, "Did you poop a virgin? Cause that shit is tight.

A close second is, "Should I blow you or beat you? Brass or percussion? Oh stop, period (looks down)...end of discussion.



Check out his YouTube and MySpace pages.

 
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  • 1/4/2008 3:05 PM Blogs N' Roses wrote:
    The worst thing for the music buisness is about to start up again, American Idol. This show has single handedly set the music industry back by 35 years. (Disney, the RIAA, and Barbra Streisand are all things that have helped encase the music biz in carbonite.)American Idol takes 20 weeks and builds a "pop star" from a relatively unknown talent to superstar status. The person comes in a fugly duckling and leaves to date Tony Romo. This punches all the hard working bands right in the penis tip or clitorati. These Idol rejects work hard for 20 weeks and are ...
  • 1/4/2008 3:05 PM Blogs N' Roses wrote:
    The worst thing for the music buisness is about to start up again, American Idol. This show has single handedly set the music industry back by 35 years. (Disney, the RIAA, and Barbra Streisand are all things that have helped encase the music biz in carbonite.)American Idol takes 20 weeks and builds a "pop star" from a relatively unknown talent to superstar status. The person comes in a fugly duckling and leaves to date Tony Romo. This punches all the hard working bands right in the penis tip or clitorati. These Idol rejects work hard for 20 weeks and are ...
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  • 11/1/2007 4:30 PM Craig wrote:
    I would never deny a kid his comeuppance, but this is exactly like Stephen Lynch's whole comedy routine. I was bored by this.

    I was so bored that I went to masturbate my boredom away.
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  • 11/1/2007 4:36 PM Blogsnroses fan wrote:
    I have a feeling that you guys could come up with something at least half as funny.
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