Ace of Base Reunite to Terrorize Unsuspecting Scandinavians
Google Ace of Base. You will find that A. they are back in the studio B. they will tour and C. this is apparently a recent picture of the band. That's right, you blue-eyed sweathogs, Ace of Base will kick off their 2007 tour November 15 at the Kosmos Koncert in Ekaterinburg, Russia. Vic Wettner has already pressured me to quit my dayjob to go to this show. Aside from mocking Pat Browne for buying this album in grade school, nothing good can come from this reunion. Top 40 radio will again live under the oppressive yoke of contrived Scandinavian hipness and Bob's iPod has already broken a nervous sweat (yes, the iPod Touch can break a nervous sweat.)
I need not remind you of Ace of Base's 90's catalog, except "All That She Wants."
Here's a video, its not "All That She Wants."
This brings up a hilarious mistranslation of a Godzilla movie.
They screened one of the original Godzilla movies in the Harlem-esque section of Chicago. The theater was packed and then Godzilla appears on the screen and stomps on an entire city block. Killing in bulk this block.
A Japanese reporter flashes on the screen and says something to the effect of: "Oh don't feel sorry, that was the negro section of town."
The theater rioted and Godzilla was not welcomed back in Chicago on his 2000 Papal Visit.