This situation is getting real stale. I'm sick and god-damned tired of The People's Republic of China holding up the release of Guns n' Roses' Chinese Democracy. Axl will not release the album until the fine and noble people of China live in a fully democratic state. The kick in the ass irony there will never be a democratic China in our time.

Since this website has no formal ties to China, this post will serve as my only channel of communication with Hu Jintao, Paramount Leader of the People's Republic of China (suffice to say, he didn't get the popular vote.) Sir, please democratize China, just so we can watch Axl Rose eat his own shit.

I know what you're thinking. Why would I want to hear Chinese Democracy when it's going to sound like pure shit? Well, I want to hear this thing because I know it's going to sound like pure shit compared to Velvet Revolver and  to enjoy a hearty laugh at the expense of Axl Rose and Bob Wettner who will certainly stand in a very long line to purchase this album.

Just for the record...                                                                        

This is not Guns n' Roses



This is also NOT Guns n' Roses


However, this is the actual Guns n' Roses, who like the Spruce Goose will never fly again