I am cooking meth in my homemade meth lab when I hear "We're Not Gonna Take It" on the television in the other room. I quickly drop the Tylenol cold into the beaker and rush into the room with the t.v. I notice this commercial.

The commercial is for YAZ Birth Control. YAZ is "the only birth control proven to treat emotional and physical premenstrual symptoms that are severe enough to impact the lives of women who choose the pill for contraception."

I couldn't help but laugh at this because the "We're Not Gonna Take It" is off Twisted Sister's album Stay Hungry that was released in 1984. So what is the underlying meaning here. Women are no longer gonna take the same painful period every month? Or are they going to stay hungry for sex and not have to worry about the repercussions of pregnancy?

Either way I have decided to come up with a list of songs and products that may accompany them.

Bottoms Up! -  Van Halen for Depends Undergarments

Panic in Detroit - David Bowie for Ford Motor Company

Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard for Maxwell House coffee

Dancing Days - Led Zeppelin for Dancing With the Stars on ABC

The Four Horsemen - Metallica for The Kentucky Derby

Pussy Liquor - Rob Zombie for Tampax Tampons

Sympathy For the Devil - Rolling Stones for Exxon Mobil

Going Mobil - The Who for T-Mobile

Back in the U.S.S.R. - The Beatles for Russian Roulette

Shoot To Thrill - AC/DC for Dick Cheney