Serj Tankian is ready to drop the Gay Bomb in your ass

From the always fabulous Wikipedia:

Gay bomb  is an informal name for a theoretical non-lethal chemical weapon, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing.

In 1994 the Wright Laboratory in Ohio produced a three-page proposal of a variety of possible nonlethal chemical weapons, which was later obtained—complete with marginal jottings and typos—by the Sunshine Project through a Freedom of Information Act request.

In one sentence of the document it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behavior". The aphrodisiac weapon was described as "distasteful but completely non-lethal". In its "New Discoveries Needed" section, the document implicitly acknowledges that no such chemicals are actually known. The document also included many other off-beat ideas, such as spraying enemy troops with bee pheromones and then hiding numerous beehives in the combat area.

Wright Laboratory won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for "instigating research & development on a chemical weapon—the so-called 'gay bomb'—that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other."  However, Air Force personnel contacted were not willing to attend the award ceremony at Harvard University's Sanders Theater to accept the award in person.

Okay, how does this relate to former System of a Down frontman Serj Tankian?  Come on, have you heard any of his music?  It clearly makes men irresistible to each other.  For example, the song "Honking Antelope" will make any dude want to jump another dude's bones.  Doesn't "Unthinking Majority" make you want to slob your roommate's knob?  What says I want man juice in my butt more than "Sky is Over"?

If you want to get blown up by a gay bomb of your own, check out videos from his upcoming album here.

 
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  • 10/8/2007 8:28 PM Joe wrote:
    I fail to see any correlation between homosexuality and this song. Are you trying to tell us something?
  • 10/8/2007 8:31 PM Vic wrote:
    Gay Bomb is the 5th highest search term this week on google and yahoo. Take a guess you fucking idiot.
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  • 3/25/2009 12:06 AM Jon wrote:
    However, Air Force personnel contacted were not willing to attend the award ceremony at Harvard University's Sanders Theater to accept the award in person.
  • 8/7/2009 3:54 AM Web design wrote:
    Hey I just got through with the pages, I should say Pretty nice work done there.

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