Nobody knows the exact date of the break, but cracks had been forming since Ivan and Victor Drago fought over a stripper-groupie during their 2006 tour of the Sub-Continent.

Sadly, this means that all shows supporting their tour de force concept album "The Rise and Fall of Yoko Dickdrink" have been cancelled. That's right kids, you will never again hear classics like "Whipped Good," "Before They Make Me Self-Aware," "Passive Aggressive Prison Blues," "I'm As Mad As Hell (and I'm not gonna take it)," or "Pop Goes the Weasel/I Am the Walrus". Although this does spell the end of their really sappy ballad "Every Snowflake is Unique, but Every Flake is the Same."

The band could not be reached for comment because they no longer care. I suspect that they have consigned themselves to mediocrity by working like drones at office jobs in third-rate cities.
 





Victor Drago: Once Lead guitar & Commie Bastard,
Now just a waste of youth and talent...oh well.



For ol' times sake, here's their video for their most successful single "I'm As Mad As Hell (an I'm not gonna take it)"