The Blogs n Roses staff desperately needs your help in what can only be described as "a worst case scenario." We have tickets to tonight's Van Halen/David Lee Roth orgy, but our only available Camaro is languishing in the shop with a cracked radiator. Adding insult to injury, the Camaro crapped out en route to Bob Wettner's engagement party (I almost broke a nervous sweat, but then I realized that I wasn't transporting under-age women across state lines.)

We need a brave and selfless individual to lend us their Camaro to drive to the show. Beggars can't be choosers, so we'll take a Trans Am if we have to.

This is the most devastating mechanical failure witnessed in North America since Evel Knievel attempted to jump the Snake River Canyon. For some odd reason I couldn't find a good video of Evel's failed jump on YouTube, so here's a picture of Evel surveying the damages to his Sky Cycle.