Sebastian Bach calls Axl Rose "genius"
Sebastian Bach enjoys fellating Axl Rose. This is a known fact. But sometimes the overblowing is just too much to take.Greg Haymes of TimesUnion.com interviewed Sebastian Bach on his upcoming solo album, "Angel Down."
"The album is finished, and it fucking rocks, let me tell ya. It's just awesome. The songs are fucking great, and I can't wait for you to hear it."
"I can't fucking believe it. I just can't fucking believe that Axl fucking Rose [of GUNS N' ROSES] is singing on my record. Not just one song, either. He's singing on three songs, dude. He's the best. He's just the best."
"The thing about Axl is that he's a fucking genius. I've heard 'Chinese Democracy' and it rocks, dude. In fact, I sing on one of the songs, 'Sorry.' He's so prolific, dude, that he's recorded enough material for at least three albums, and it's all fucking awesome. It has the rawness and the power of 'Appetite For Destruction', but it also has the grandiosity of 'November Rain'. It's just fucking awesome."
"I can't fucking believe it. I just can't fucking believe that Axl fucking Rose [of GUNS N' ROSES] is singing on my record. Not just one song, either. He's singing on three songs, dude. He's the best. He's just the best."
"The thing about Axl is that he's a fucking genius. I've heard 'Chinese Democracy' and it rocks, dude. In fact, I sing on one of the songs, 'Sorry.' He's so prolific, dude, that he's recorded enough material for at least three albums, and it's all fucking awesome. It has the rawness and the power of 'Appetite For Destruction', but it also has the grandiosity of 'November Rain'. It's just fucking awesome."
When you are fellating someone it is sometimes easy to lose track of the big picture. You only see the member and not the whole person. It becomes just about loving that particular instruement and not about the whole shebang. This is clearly what happened to Sebastian Bach in this interview.
He was so intent on sucking the dreadlocked penis of Axl Rose, that he forgot Axl hasn't produced any material in almost 10 years. "He's so prolific." That is not an adjective I would use to describe Axl.
Let's further deconstruct Bach's statements. Chinese Democracy has the rawness and power of Appetite for Destruction but the grandiosity [and over-polished, overproduced] of Novemeber Rain. How can a record be raw and grandiose at the same time? Could it be that Bach is just a dumb SAVAGE ANIMAL!?
Didn't Sebastian Bach realise that when Ben stiller stuck the 'blue steel' pose he was actually joking...then again I suppose you have to expect that from a man with 'youth gone wild' tattooed on him.....so sad it's funny!