The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
MTV.com reports, experimental grindcore band the Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza (MONA) are often shocked by the types of people who show up for their shows.
"Old ladies sometimes show up at our shows waiting for Tony Danza to come out onstage," guitarist Layne Meylain said. "I'm serious, because a lot of times, they'll put on the marquee 'Tony Danza' instead of our full name. So it'll be, like, 'Tony Danza and the Red Chord.' So these old ladies always show up looking for Tony. It's pretty funny. Apparently, old ladies love Danza."
Though their upcoming LP is aptly named "Danza II: The Electric Boogaloo," which is fantastic. It will be released on October 16.
"A lot of people seem to have a problem with the name, because it's not a normal name for a band like us. Meylain explained. "We don't want close-minded people listening to our music."
But what does Tony Danza himself think about the band?
BnR attempted to reach Tony Danza to ask him about his thoughts on the sexual move named after him. He was unavailable for comment. In case our readers don't know what that is highlight the text below:
Tony Danza (v): - To describe the act of doing a girl from behind and yelling "Who's the Boss? Who's the Boss, bitch?!" The woman will respond with "You are." The male then turns the female around and slaps her in the face with his cock. A cock slap may be interchanged with a donkey punch depending on the geographical location. Donkey punching is more acceptable in South America.
Example: Saturday evening I was doing Steve's girlfriend when I decided to Tony Danza her.
"Old ladies sometimes show up at our shows waiting for Tony Danza to come out onstage," guitarist Layne Meylain said. "I'm serious, because a lot of times, they'll put on the marquee 'Tony Danza' instead of our full name. So it'll be, like, 'Tony Danza and the Red Chord.' So these old ladies always show up looking for Tony. It's pretty funny. Apparently, old ladies love Danza."
Though their upcoming LP is aptly named "Danza II: The Electric Boogaloo," which is fantastic. It will be released on October 16.
"A lot of people seem to have a problem with the name, because it's not a normal name for a band like us. Meylain explained. "We don't want close-minded people listening to our music."
But what does Tony Danza himself think about the band?
BnR attempted to reach Tony Danza to ask him about his thoughts on the sexual move named after him. He was unavailable for comment. In case our readers don't know what that is highlight the text below:
Tony Danza (v): - To describe the act of doing a girl from behind and yelling "Who's the Boss? Who's the Boss, bitch?!" The woman will respond with "You are." The male then turns the female around and slaps her in the face with his cock. A cock slap may be interchanged with a donkey punch depending on the geographical location. Donkey punching is more acceptable in South America.
Example: Saturday evening I was doing Steve's girlfriend when I decided to Tony Danza her.
Today I was walking around and thinking about some stuff. At this moment I realized that the ultimate move would be to combine the Tony Danza with the Danny Glover. Usually this sort of inspiration only comes to me in the shower. "Danza Glover?"
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That would be the ultimate humiliating sexual move known to man. It would be like the deathstar of sex moves.
The Sith Lord Danza Glover. If I had photoshop skills I would create Lord Danza Glover. But I would rather masturbate thinking of kittens.
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