Was anybody really surprised when the MTV Awards were heralded as a giant, steaming pile of shit?  I didn't think so.  Between Britney Spears showing off her hot body and Kanye West whining about whatever it is he's whining about today, the show pretty much lived up to everybody's expectations.  Normally it's a great way for MTV to show the world that rock is irrelevant to their programmers.  Luckily, the world of rock has Tommy Lee and Kid Rock to carry the torch and make us all proud.

If you have been living inside a worm infested canyon for the last three days, you haven't heard about the insanely gay scuffle between the two rockstars.  The jury is out on who started it, but we know that Kid Rock landed the one and only punch (girl punch).  The war of words has been going back and forth for the last couple of days.  Kid Rock struck first, basically claiming that Lee made some comments that he did not appreciate.  Yesterday on his website, Tommy responded as only Tommy could....like a third grader with ADHD.  For the benefit of the Bn'R readers, I will post this as is, and not spellcheck it at all.

Yeah!! .....here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the Mtv awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore....and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!.....and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me.....and he's sitting with Miss HOT AS FUCK!!!!.....Megan FOX!!! So I go over and sit with P!! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance...."i apologize sweetie".....i had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect, ......back to the stupid-ness!!....so..... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble...i stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude...What up"?? He punches me in the face.....well if ya wanna call it that!?....more like a bitch slap!.......Wuss!! Anyway....i go to knock this jealous no career havin country bumpkin the fuck OUT....and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ....security guards...NOT MINE at the Palms grab me and haul my ass outta the award show threatening me that if I move they'll break my arm......yeah whatever!!....my security guard Bruce grabs them and say's I got him....let go!!! So im fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner George Maloof......the rest is paper work and bullshit!... Anyway...... I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and Mtv for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!.....Tommy!!

Wow.  Tommy, you used the word stupid-ness, and that was the most intelligent thing that I read in that whole excerpt.  It's amazing that people still go this crazy for Pamela Anderson.  In a personal side-note, I have seen a girlier fight before.  That was of course between Joe and Bob Wettner.  Here is a short recap.

• Bob throws mini tennis ball, aiming for Joe's stomach.
• Because Bob can't throw, he instead hits Joe directly in the eye.
• Joe, while dazed, ponders his next move.  If he lets it go, he looks like a pussy.  Unfortunately, by attacking, he also looked like a pussy.
• Joe charges at Bob.  At this point it is hard to keep track of who did what.
• Rampant slapping.
• Biting.
• Rib punching.
• There was no clear cut winner.  In fact, we were all losers for even being associated with those two.