For all of you young ladies looking to be sodomized by a small shark while partying with your favorite rock band, you had better get tickets to the next Dave Matthews Band concert.  It seems that the recently spread rumors about a possible Led Zeppelin reunion were not entirely true. 

According to promoter Harvey Goldsmith, "There have been at least four events advertised which I suspect either don't exist or where no tickets are on sale or indeed dates finalized. We are concerned that the public will be fleeced. The bottom line is that unless official adverts have appeared for concerts, tickets are not on sale. Do not buy from unauthorized sources."

It seems that every 3 or 4 months some assclown leaks a "Led Zeppelin" concert story, but of course they never materialize.  The odds of this coming together are about as likely as the Chinese Democracy winning a Grammy in 2008.  Shark, shark, shark attack!!  This shark bites like a maniac!!!