It would appear that our failed hypothesis from last week has been proven to be false yet again.  I know what you're thinking..... How long could young Gerard hold up this facade if he were actually a homosexual.  He carried on this "sham" by marrying Lin-Z, the bassist of Mindless Self Indugence on Monday, September 3rd .  Get this, Lin-Z is a chick!

Sorry boys, you can put your shirts back on, cuz this dude is spoken for.

Apparently, as I learned last week, it is widely believed that the entire band (My Chemical Romace) battles for bottom.  By now you must all know that it is not true.  The "ceremony" took place at Coor's Amphitheater in Englewood, CO.  According to reports the EMO couple was hitched by someone who appeared to be Mayim Bialik, A.K.A Blossom, star of NBC's hit sitcom "Blossom", who apparently also works for LiveNation and is an ordained minister.

My Chemical Romance and Mindless Self Indulgence have just finished up the Projekt Revolution Tour with the likes of Linkin Park, H.I.M., Taking Back Sunday, and Placebo. What a way to end the summer.  Congrats kids.

Hopefully, Gerard isn't found a couple of years from now at a rest stop in Jersey gettin' mcgreevyed.

In other MCR news:
You can catch these guys out in.......New Jersey....for the Grand Opening of the Prudential Center.

October 25, 2007 - Prudential Center - Newark, NJ - w/ Bon Jovi

October 26, 2007 - Prudential Center - Newark, NJ - w/ Bon Jovi

I'll be there!

See semi-unrelated amusing video below: