Britney Spears debuts new song
Do you remember when Britney Spears had catchy pop-hooks, catholic school girl looks, and brought a generation of boys into puberty, a generation of men into the slammer, and all women into jealousy?
Everyone wanted to either be with Britney Spears or be Britney Spears. But the problem with taking an unstable element and adding more unstable elements is a nuclear explosion the likes Hiroshima or Nagasaki have never seen.
Britney imploded and her decent in Zinj became the stuff of legends. (That is a Michael Crichton "Congo" reference for those two young to read the book or see the movie) She married douchebag after douchebag, screwed more cockroaches than Anna Nicole Smith, and popped out two vaginal fruits in her decline. How could I have forgotten the shaving of her head, the umbrellaing of cars, the screaming at reports, the airing of her TV show Chaotic, and driving with her kids on her lap?
Well Mrs. Spears is looking at a return to her glory days. The Web site of New York City pop station Z100 has a new song from the crazy bitch. The new single is called "Gimme More" and debuted on Thursday night. She has a new album set to be released on November 13, by Jive Records.
The song, as described by a publicist is "A clubby, flirty dance track produced by Danja, a protégé of hit-maker Timbaland." Here is what the publicist should have said. "This song is a swamp filled, shit fest, produced by someone smoking Ganja, a protégé of Satan."
The song starts out with Ms. Spears exclaiming "It's Britney Bitch" then the shit begins to drip from the walls. The basic beat for the song sounds like it was created with a 1985 Casio keyboard with hand clapping dubbed over it. The next phrase which Britney utters as if she just ran into the studio and breathlessly moaned into a studio mic is "I hear you and I just want to dance with you." Profound lyrics and then she fake giggles, which makes me want to walk into a grocery store, stuff a few ripe grapefruits into a tube sock, and beat an alter boy.
The chorus is the best though. It contains many lyrical tracks of Ms. Spears on top of one another saying "Gimme More" then there is a sound of a mating bullfrog croaking "More."
I played this song on my computer and my kitten violently attacked the speakers. This tells me one thing, if animals react violently to a song, it will be a number one in two weeks. The animals are smarter than the pop-consuming public.
Everyone wanted to either be with Britney Spears or be Britney Spears. But the problem with taking an unstable element and adding more unstable elements is a nuclear explosion the likes Hiroshima or Nagasaki have never seen.
Britney imploded and her decent in Zinj became the stuff of legends. (That is a Michael Crichton "Congo" reference for those two young to read the book or see the movie) She married douchebag after douchebag, screwed more cockroaches than Anna Nicole Smith, and popped out two vaginal fruits in her decline. How could I have forgotten the shaving of her head, the umbrellaing of cars, the screaming at reports, the airing of her TV show Chaotic, and driving with her kids on her lap?
Well Mrs. Spears is looking at a return to her glory days. The Web site of New York City pop station Z100 has a new song from the crazy bitch. The new single is called "Gimme More" and debuted on Thursday night. She has a new album set to be released on November 13, by Jive Records.
The song, as described by a publicist is "A clubby, flirty dance track produced by Danja, a protégé of hit-maker Timbaland." Here is what the publicist should have said. "This song is a swamp filled, shit fest, produced by someone smoking Ganja, a protégé of Satan."
The song starts out with Ms. Spears exclaiming "It's Britney Bitch" then the shit begins to drip from the walls. The basic beat for the song sounds like it was created with a 1985 Casio keyboard with hand clapping dubbed over it. The next phrase which Britney utters as if she just ran into the studio and breathlessly moaned into a studio mic is "I hear you and I just want to dance with you." Profound lyrics and then she fake giggles, which makes me want to walk into a grocery store, stuff a few ripe grapefruits into a tube sock, and beat an alter boy.
The chorus is the best though. It contains many lyrical tracks of Ms. Spears on top of one another saying "Gimme More" then there is a sound of a mating bullfrog croaking "More."
I played this song on my computer and my kitten violently attacked the speakers. This tells me one thing, if animals react violently to a song, it will be a number one in two weeks. The animals are smarter than the pop-consuming public.
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