Phil Collins vs. The Ultimate Warrior
I have found it!! This is the holy grail of insane viral videos. It truly makes you lust for the 1980s. In addition to Phil Collins getting his ass kicked by the craziest pro wrestler of all time, The Ultimate Warrior, you get to have the segment walked in on by Gilbert Gottfried. I honestly don't have to say much more. This video speaks for itself, and I believe it is saying, "Shabadoo Miller Light Junior".
I remember that. I wanted to be just like Phil Collins after seeing that video. Touching that burly, sweaty Ultimate Warrior.
Feeling his strong hands on my crotch and neck as he lifts me into the air and presses my body on his shoulder.
I wanted to feel my thin, feminine legs entwined with his beefy quads in a Boston Crab. I desired to feel his calleoused hand on the back of my head pressing me into his turn buckles.
Yea, it is safe to say Phil Collins was the man.
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Oh god, was that outloud?
FAB-U-LOUS!!!!!
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