Perennial impregnator and rock star Mick Mars has a new home, and you're invited.  That is assuming that he planted his seed in your mother or grandmother at some point in the last 35 years.  By the way, if you've been to Los Angeles in the last 35 years, there's a good possibility that is the case.

Is it me or does Mick look like Falkor, the luckdragon from the Neverending Story with a sloppy goatee?  (Please take a look for yourself...keep in mind that the luckdragon is translated to Fuchur, der Glücksdrache in German).


There is a point to this mindless chatter.  It seems that Mick has purchased a gorgeous new house in Malibu, California for a reported $1.43 Million.  Mars, who is best known as the guitarist for Motley Crue who suffers from Ankylosing Spondylitis, has lived in California for his whole life.

"Built in 1986, Mars' new house sits on a 0.51-acre lot in the Sea View Estates area of Malibu, according to listing information and public records. The house is one of the largest homes in Sea View Estates, according to listing information. Features in Mars' new house include three and a half baths, a large kitchen that opens to the family room, a formal living room with vaulted ceilings, a formal dining area, an entry with vaulted ceilings, a flat grassy yard and views of the ocean, city lights and mountains, according to listing information."

You know it must be a slow news day when Mick Mars is mentioned for buying a house.  For Motley Crue, this is probably a good thing though.  Normally when the Crue is in the news it means that Tommy hit a chick, Nicky Overdosed or Vince killed a man. Mick buying a house is about the greatest thing to happen to these guys since Bob Rock produced for Bon Jovi.