KISS still has a few farewell tours left in them, as Paul Stanley seems to not be dead after being sidelined with with heart troubles last month (Tachycardia for you dorks out there.)

"My heart spontaneously jumped to 190 plus beats per minute, where it stayed for over an hour necessitating paramedics to start an IV and give me a shot to momentarily stop my heart and get it into a normal pattern." That night KISS performed as a trio and  bravely pressed on without the Star Child's piercing falsetto and witty banter. 

Blogs N' Roses resident health expert and quack physician Dr. Diego Von Jarvik has confirmed that this heart condition is directly linked to Paul's insanely hairy chest. "Mr. Stanley's heart also has a hairy chest, or perhaps has become completely clogged with hair, which puts strain on the ventricles and can result in an irregular beat." 

Paul Stanley will have to live with this condition indefinitely, as our primitive civilization has not yet developed the technology to shave the human heart (or even his chest for that matter.)







Paul looks pretty badass when he's wearing
makeup and clenching women's
undergarments in his teeth.


Ever notice that Paul rarely sticks his tongue out? Well, its not just because of tongue envy.



And just for good measure, here's Paul without the makeup.