Many people are coming to the realization that there is no such thing as a free lunch or Ozzfest.  The death toll of this years Ozzfest/Freefest has risen to at least 4 with the death of two dudes at the  Holmdel, New Jersey show.  Both guys were found to have the "get high", blow, and boos in their systems. 

It doesn't take a genius to figure out that drugs, alcohol, and sun, while being dressed in black (without deodorant no less) at a full day metal festival will never mix.

Consider this your public service announcement of the day: 

If you plan on mixing drugs and alcohol and dying, wear clean underwear and deoderant. 

Or if you have somthing to do the next day and would rather live, you could just drink responsibly, remember to drink water and maybe mix in some food......and wear deodorant. It really isn't hard.

Follow these simple guidelines and you just may survive.  After all, who want to end up looking like the guy in this video:



All in all 83 idiots were arrested at last Thursday's Ozzfest.  Let the good times roll!