Adam Levine is a douche
Adam Levine is the lead singer of the multi platinum band Maroon 5. I enjoy Maroon 5's infectious hooks and carefree pop attitude. But I can't stand their lead singer. He is a pompous, arrogant, douche nozzle who believes he is Yahweh's gift to women (which he's not), and that we are all forever in debt to his greatness.
With that being said, he is a notorious rake (playboy for those not familiar with the alternate definition). Levine has been speaking out about his conquests recently boasting that he bedded tennis superstar and hottie Maria Sharapova. He complained about her lack of enthusiasm.
"She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month after. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out that there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
Let's first address the Paxil issue. He went on Paxil after bad sex. There is only one picture that can describe BnR's feelings for that.
Secondly, Maria is a loud tennis player. She grunts and yells more than a silverback gorilla mating when she plays tennis. My guess is that she was having a hard time finding pleasure out of his circumcised micro phallus. She had to concentrate hard to pretend that she was deriving pleasure from a penis the size of a Korean mans.
Third point of contention, Mr. Levine has had sex with a dead frog.
Yes, if you read the article it clearly is a tongue and cheek response. But it doesn't change the fact that it was in poor taste.
With that being said, he is a notorious rake (playboy for those not familiar with the alternate definition). Levine has been speaking out about his conquests recently boasting that he bedded tennis superstar and hottie Maria Sharapova. He complained about her lack of enthusiasm.
"She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month after. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out that there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
Let's first address the Paxil issue. He went on Paxil after bad sex. There is only one picture that can describe BnR's feelings for that.
Secondly, Maria is a loud tennis player. She grunts and yells more than a silverback gorilla mating when she plays tennis. My guess is that she was having a hard time finding pleasure out of his circumcised micro phallus. She had to concentrate hard to pretend that she was deriving pleasure from a penis the size of a Korean mans.Third point of contention, Mr. Levine has had sex with a dead frog.
Yes, if you read the article it clearly is a tongue and cheek response. But it doesn't change the fact that it was in poor taste.
You just insulted all Koren men and their penises.
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I think you're the one that's had sex with dead frogs. Admit it, you're gay and jealous that you will never have a chance with Adam. It's okay, I understand...most women do ;)
Just because hecomplains about sex, doesn't make him a douche, and especially not a douche "nozzle" Get better insults, you look like a small child when you use insults like that, good sir.
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You should know that the part you quoted is actually false and has been proven that it was made up by some idiot. Adam didn't actually say that, and I'm not just saying that to defend him. You should really check your facts before you post.
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She probably did have to concentrate cause his penis was just... small. It's ok, Adam.
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God I agree, he's an ugly little prick end, God knows why he things bragging about his sexual conquests is attractive it isn't at all. He looks old as hell too. Like Cliff Fucking Richard with tattoos for God's sake! How so many girls can find that shit a turn on...?? are they as dumb as he is?? Every woman I meet seems to have a thing for him it's so fucking annoying. Jon Bon Jovi, I understand, but this little douchebag?? WHY??
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