Old Video Sunday featuring...Motley Crue
Up first we have what appears to be Theater of Pain era Motley on the set of Most Extreme Elimination. I guess Kenny Blankenship had the day off, or was busy interviewing Bon Jovi, because this is certainly not the cream of the Japanese TV crop. The Crue hold their own for about a minute or so, but the interview rapidly descends into confusion when the hosts speak only in Japanese. The background music is rather annoying and makes you feel like you are locked in a sweat tent, listening to Theater of Pain while eating sushi in a peyote trance. The patient viewer will be rewarded by some strange Japanese TV salute at the end.
Next we have Motley Crue, circa 2005 from Fox 2 News in St. Louis Missouri. The talking heads think they are interviewing Tommy and Nikki. Nikki and Mick pretend to be Tommy and Nikki. It gets boring once they figure it out, but again wait for the end. The Ron Burgundy wannabe mentions Poison and Motley Crue in the same sentence...big mistake. (Holy Shit..., did I just mention Poison and Motley Crue in the same sentence. Crap, I just did it again.)
I am crafting a letter right now to that douchebag reporter and reminding him that his wife, mother, and sister, all tasted Nikki's cock.
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Don't bring me into this. The only 80's metal offense greater than using Poison in the same sentence as the Crue (fuck, now I did it) is shooting your Aquanet into the pyro display.
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