We actually received a few emails of concern asking what happened to the site. Why has it not been updated? What is going on? Well let me explain.

It all started on August 4th. Vic Wettner took a trip down to Mexico to vacation to dodge law enforcement for killing that hooker. What most of you loyal readers don't know about your beloved hero Vic Wettner is that he enjoys snorting coke off people's asses...male or female it doesn't matter. While in Mexico he snorted the wrong cocaine off the wrong ass. 

That ass belonged to none other than C list celebrity and ex host of the Family Feud Louie Anderson. Louie's ass contains its own gravitational pull and Vic Wettner, all 150lbs of him, was sucked into the time continuum vortex. It was up to the remaining staff of BnR and a Jewish lawyer specializing in International law, Ken Rosenbaum to bail him out.

Armed with a bastion of legal books, a paper clip, and a gas powered, and an Echo lawn blower, we jumped in the Tastycake delivery truck and sped to Mexico.

We found Mr. Anderson sitting much like Jabba the hut in Star Wars. He had his minions of Spanish mamacitas fanning him. We busted through the door A-Team style and Ken yelled "You are in violation of International Code 1890 of the Geneva Convention." To which Louie Anderson replied "Oo Wabba tu chacka." He then attempted to pull the lever, but quick thinking Bob Wettner started up the gas-powered Echo blower and Louie Anderson was unable to pull it.

Joe Wettner then used the paper clip to jam the lever while I ran for the deliciously fresh Tastycakes. I tossed Bear Claw, Peanut Butter cups, and Butterscotch Krimpets into the gorging mouth of Louie Anderson. He exploded covering us in entrails. We found Vic curled in the fetal position. Ken tossed him a towel and we drove off into the sunset.













*Louie Anderson was not harmed in the making of this satire. In reality, the staff of BnR was just too lazy to post since Thursday.