In this first edition of Man Law Monday, we will explore reasons why no man should be caught singing a Coldplay song.......in public.  Unless your name is Chris Martin there is absolutely no reason you or any man should be crooning "Yellow."

According to NME.com, A seatlle man learned this law the hard/shameful way. You guessed it, while performing his slightly homosexual rendition of the "Top 40" hit at the local Karaoke spot, he got his ass kicked by a "little hippie" chick who didn't (booya) dig Coldplay.   

Now normally, the standard punishment for breaking a man-law is immediate verbal bashing/belittlement, but in the case of being in the presense toothless drunk crazy bitches, there is a zero-tolerance rule....Punishment=Assault. 

Keep in mind that it is completely OK to sing ANY song while alone.