Geri Halliwell has apparently shed part of her stocky figure since the last time the Spice Girls were an active pop group.  This may have something to do with the Aryan machine that has been her personal trainer for some time.  This guy looks like his steroids are slathered in the topical steroid cream and then injected with andro creatine.  Honestly, how do you get this large?  Don't try and tell me that this is from meat and potatoes.

Actually, I retract that previous statement.  This mantaur may have been on a strict meat and potatoes diet.  That is, he eats whole cows with a side of potatoes (20% of Iowa's spring crop).  Meanwhile, his penis barely makes a dent in Ms. Halliwell, as it is roughly the size of a miniature pincher's turd (small).

My guess is that Rolf is getting paid well for the job.   I can't imagine he would be able to tell if he wasn't though.

Pretty soon, the Spice Girls will embark on another world tour, and for the second time in ten years, gain popularity that can only be explained by the lack of choices in the music scene.  Back then, it was Ace of Base and Boyz II Men, now we have Avril Lavigne and Maroon 5.