The question isn't, "Why would you post this picture?".  The question is, "Why haven't you posted this yet?"  Craig emailed this to me last week and I have not been able to find a way to get this into a blog...until now.  Actually, there is still no context for this picture, but this was burning a hole in my inbox.  Here's some quick news:

Korn has been accused of ripping off Devo.  Apparently, their rampant use of the term "devolution" without giving credit to Devo has angered the new wave icons.  Is it possible that anybody cares about either of these bands anymore?

According to Andy Summers, The Police reunion has the rockers feeling like a new band.  Summers penis has contradicted this in an exclusive interview with Bn'R.  "I'm jealous of Sting's cock.  It can go for much longer.  Must be all that bloody Tantric"

Disturbed is hard at work on their next album.  Dan Donegan has said that the new music is ballsier than anything they've done before.  What?  Honestly.  Should they get any ballsier?  David Draiman already has the power to scare the shit out of 17,000 people at once simply by being cordial and courteous.  Add tougher music to the mix and we might have a revolution in the making.

All right, I'm about to throw up from this picture.  Good day.