Buy Jerry Garcia's bidet
In the 60's and 70's there was no concert too far and no drug too outrageous to smoke or ingest for Deadheads. They religiously followed the band everywhere they went. Well now the deadheads can own a piece of history, a dubious piece of deadhead history.
About ten years ago, Henry Koltys of Marin County bought Jerry Garcia's house. Kolty bought the house not because it belonged to Jerry, but because he liked the house. (Or so he says) He has renovated the home and some items that were removed will be auctioned. Key items include stereo speakers and cabinets, a two-person Jacuzzi, and a bidet. Altogether, the items are appraised at $75,000.
You all remember Jerry, lead singer and principle songwriter for the band The Grateful Dead. He was a big man and an avid drug user. The product he would create after a night of raucous acid trips and weed highs was nothing short of extraordinary. The remnants were something that wiping would not satisfy. And a busy man like Jerry didn't have the time for a full fledged shower. He needed to bring in the artillery, the water artillery...his bidet. And now you, a plebe, can own the king of crap's bidet.
The auction is taking place on eBay from August 12-19 and the proceeds will benefit the non-profit Sophia Foundation. The Sophia Foundation helps families and kids dealing with separation or divorce.
Below is an artist rendition of the Garcia bidet. Due to his rockstar status, he may have had several groupies on his bidets. The artist captures this brilliantly. Jerry is pictured as the Ring Leader to his cavalcade of whores.

About ten years ago, Henry Koltys of Marin County bought Jerry Garcia's house. Kolty bought the house not because it belonged to Jerry, but because he liked the house. (Or so he says) He has renovated the home and some items that were removed will be auctioned. Key items include stereo speakers and cabinets, a two-person Jacuzzi, and a bidet. Altogether, the items are appraised at $75,000.
You all remember Jerry, lead singer and principle songwriter for the band The Grateful Dead. He was a big man and an avid drug user. The product he would create after a night of raucous acid trips and weed highs was nothing short of extraordinary. The remnants were something that wiping would not satisfy. And a busy man like Jerry didn't have the time for a full fledged shower. He needed to bring in the artillery, the water artillery...his bidet. And now you, a plebe, can own the king of crap's bidet.
The auction is taking place on eBay from August 12-19 and the proceeds will benefit the non-profit Sophia Foundation. The Sophia Foundation helps families and kids dealing with separation or divorce.
Below is an artist rendition of the Garcia bidet. Due to his rockstar status, he may have had several groupies on his bidets. The artist captures this brilliantly. Jerry is pictured as the Ring Leader to his cavalcade of whores.







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